WWE needs to keep ‘delusional’ Matt Cardona away from Chelsea Green

Mrs. and Mr. Green give Gunther (off-screen) the stink eye. | (Photo: WWE.com) I expect delusional thinking from someone like The Miz, a smarmy chickenshit heel. But Matt Cardona, a supposed babyface and husband of WWE (Interim) Women’s Champion Chelsea Green? Bad look, guy. On Monday, Cardona posted a series of pics, highlighting his best moments against Gunther on SmackDown: a low blow and a Rough Ryder. The caption of his post read, “Close, but no cigar…and I love cigars.” Close, but no cigar…and I love cigars. #SmackDown pic.twitter.com/FmWhxuMcRg — Matt Cardona (@TheMattCardona) August 16, 2026 Close? Close!? CLOSE!?!? Cardona might be smoking something, but I question if it’s a cigar. Y’all saw what I saw: Gunther wiped the mat with ol’ Zack Ryder. Close? Dude scored a nut shot — as if that’s something to be proud of — only after his wife distracted the referee. As most of our math teachers taught us, two negatives don’t add up to a positive. Admittedly, I’ve given Cardona